Lol. 

DailyHoroscope’s Aquarius horoscope for today:

“You aren’t moving fast enough, Aquarius. You aren’t getting enough done. You don’t really need to eat, do you? And don’t you think sleeping is a bit overrated? And while you’re thinking of ways to save time, you might as well quit showering too. Actually, Aquarius, you are being ridiculously hard on yourself now. You are expecting way too much of yourself, and you will drive yourself into a state of stress and anxiety if you don’t put a stop to it now. Recalculate a more logical timeline for your current goal. You will still get where you want to go, but you’ll be able to actually enjoy it when you get there.”

I think my app just sassed me.